{"id":2416,"date":"2013-11-10T09:08:37","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T09:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geraldgarcia.com\/wordpress\/?p=2416"},"modified":"2013-11-09T16:44:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-09T16:44:00","slug":"my-nails-now-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/?p=2416","title":{"rendered":"My nails now work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old, but quick one<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Asian-Signs-35.jpg\" width=\"390\" height=\"523\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Another version<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/manicure-set.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"534\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>We&#8217;ll get it right one day!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is what happens by using the above<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/inoutshow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hipster-Funny-Weird-Manicures-4.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Or it may result in missing limbs<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Asian-Signs-15.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK how about this?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Asian-Signs-14.jpg\" width=\"390\" height=\"293\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2013\/10\/german-type-sexual-harassment.jpg\" width=\"458\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and&#8230; the perennial favourite<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Asian-Signs-37.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>more at Engrish.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old, but quick one Another version We&#8217;ll get it right one day! This is what happens by using the above<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":247767,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[603,11],"tags":[636,637],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2416"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2466,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions\/2466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/247767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geraldgarcia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}